Dirty Sex Confessions Eqhikiza
UQhikiza intokazi ekhulele emakhaya eneminyaka ewu 26 years ubudala, yize eneminyaka engu 26 ubudala kodwa uma ukhuluma naye unokuzwa ukuthi umqondo wakhe ngathi usalele emuva kuneminyaka yakhe, odokotela bathi ulingana nowomuntu ona 14 years, uQhikiza ke yize engaphiwanga umqondo futhi nase ubsweni akamuhle kodwa uphethe usukasambe womzimba kangangokuthi lapha endaweni ziningi izinsizwa ezimfunayo kodwa ziyesaba, kwazise uQhikiza intombi engenayo imfihlo, lena enye yezindaba okuzwakale uQhikiza eyixoxela uMalume wakhe.
"Vele mina Malume angikaze ngitshele muntu ngisho uMalumekazi ukuthi njalo ekuseni uyangibhebha, angithi naye ngamtshela ukuthi ngizokufihlela ukuthi njalo ebusuku kakhulukazi ngoLwezihlanu...angithi uyazi ukuthi uma unkosikazi wakho esevukwe yidlozi esebhonga laphaya endlini kwaGogo mina,ubaba omkhulu no Bhuti omcane siye somshayela ihlombe agide kuze kwehle idlozi?
Ehhenake kukanjena ke Malume njalo uma sizwa ukuthi uMalumekazi usevukwe yidlozi siqale silunguze ngale endlini kwaGogo, uma simthole uMalumekazi ezungeza endlu yonke ephethe ishoba nempempe emlonyeni, siyangena sifike siguqe simculele sishaye ihlombe agide aze aqede, kodwa uma kuwukuthi simfice ebhonga eguqe emakhandleleni asingeni sigcina ngakho ukulunguza, kodwa heh angifuni ukungasho weh Malume awazi wena ukuthi kuba mnandi kanjani, kanjengawo nje lolwesihlanu esiphuma kuwo bezibuya.
Mhlawumbe nawe Malume uzokhumbula, angithi kuthe ebusuku silele sezwa ngaye uMalumekazi unkosikazi wakho ebhonga ehayiza kanzima impela, hhayi ke ngempela ngavuka ngaphuthuma khona kwaGogo ngizwa kahle ukuthi hhayi khona idlozi kuMalumekazi liphezulu kakhulu, ngafika ngalunguza ngamthola eguqe emakhandleleni angibange ngisangena ngavula nje kancane iscabha, ngaguqa khona emnyango ngavela nje ngekhanda ngimshayela ihlombe njenge njwayelo, kuthe kusenjalo kwaqhamuka ubhuti omcane belandelana no Baba omkhulu, nabo bafika baguqa eceleni kwami kwasha ihlombe, hhayi ke lapho avele abhonge kakhulu uMalumekazi, nathi simlekelele simemeze "Thokozani Makhosi Amakhulu".
Kuthe kusenjalo uBaba omkhulu avele asukume angene khona endlini, aqonde kuMalumekazi afike ame ngemuva kwakhe, ngithe ngisanake lokho ubaba omkhulu akhiphe ongakanani umthondo, uvele uthi "Bhonqu" awubambe lapho uvele ugcwale isandla kuvele kungicacele ukuthi ngisho kungathiwani lomthondo uqhanyelwe, angithi ubonakala ngisho ebumnyameni ukuthi uze wagobela eceleni, futhi unjalo nje awugcini ngokugoba uqhansa ngisho imthambo, uthe uBaba omkhulu esewuphethe ngesandla umthondo wakhe ngambona eguqa emuva kuka Malumekazi, waqede wamupheqa ibhayi walinyusa walibeka okhalweni, lavele lahlala obala lonke lelididi elikhulu lika Malumekazi, lapho kulowomzuzu ngizwa nobhuti omdala esequma ehefuzela eduze kwami, ngiyacabanga naye ubhuti ubese qhanyeliswe ukubona ididikazi lika Malumekazi lihleli obala.
Kubo lobo mnyama nibone ubaba omdala egcoba umthondo wakhe oqhanyelwe ngamathe, aqede ebambe isinqa sika Malumekazi ngesandla esisodwa asiqhekeze, kuthi ngalesi esinye isandla abambe lolugodo lomthondo wakhe awubeke nqo ezindebeni zenquza ka Malumekazi, aqede awuphushele phakathi...Eheeena wena Malume wami mina bese ngihlahle amehlo ngiwubona kahle umthondo ka Baba omkhulu ulokhu ungena kancane kancane enquza ka Malumekazi waze wasithela wonke phakathi.
Hayiiii ke lapho weh Malume awazi wena, uMalumekazi uvele wahlaba phansi ngekhanda wabhongisa okwe nkomazi elokhu ethi "Haweeh Nawu Ke Futhi Lowo Mthondo Oshisayo...Weeeh Mah Loh Ngavele Ngawuchamela Nje Umthondo Wendoda Isawufaka ...Mmmmh Hawuuh Kanti Wena Uwufakani Lomthondo Oshisa Kanjeeee" Kusho UMalumekazi edunusile eliqhunsule lonke leli didi lakhe elikhulu, futhi ke weeh Malume lapho unkosikazi ubese shaya izandla phansi ngathi uyabhula, kanti lutho ubaba omkhulu uyamfenda.
Ngaleso skhathi ke Malume nami bese ngiphele nami ukuqhanyelwa, kangangokuthi ojuice benqanyelo bese bejuza behla ngamathanga kimi, futhi angifuni ukuqamba amanga indlela ebengiqhanyelwe ngayo, bese ngifisa ukuthi lomthondo ka Baba omkhulu njengoba ungena uphuma enquza ka Malumekazi ngabe uhlikiza lena yami inquza, ngithe ngisahlahle kanjalo ngisakulowo mcabango ngezwa ngo bhuti omcane useguqe emuva kwami engiphenya ingubo, kanti uzothi ethi ufaka isandla sakhe phakathi kwamathanga ami wavele wawathola ejuza ojuice benqanyelo, kuthe kusenjalo ngavele ngakhamisa ngizwa ngomthondo oshisayo ugudla phakathi kwamathanga, yize ubhuti omdala engakawufaki umthondo phakathi enquza kodwa ilokhu engikhuhla ngawo njengoba enyakaza sakufenda emva kwami engibhebha amathanga, kanti njengoba enza lokho ugcoba umthondo wakhe ngalabo juice begolo abajuza ngamathanga ami.
Konke lokhu Malume kwenzeka nje ngigqolozele umthondo ka Baba omkhulu usuze uyacwebezela njengoba ungena uphuma enquza ka Malumekazi, awuuh kuthe kusenjalo ngezwa manje umthondo ka bhuti omcane usulunguze ngekhanda phakathi kwamalebe enquza yami,ngavele ngahleka ukuzibamba ngazithola sengiqhaqhazela umzimba wonke ngibheke phezulu ngikhamisile ngiwuvule wonke umlomo kanti sengiyawuchamela umthondo ka Bhuti, ngithe nje ngisavevezela kanjalo ngichama ngezwa ngempama ithi "Mfaah" esinqeni sami ubhuti omcane engishaya isinqa aqede athi "Haaaweh Sisi Omdala Wenzani...Hawuuuh Hlanyoh Mtaka Aunty Uyangichamela...Mmmmh Awuuh Sisi Qhikiza Iyashisa Lento Ongithela Ngayo...Ishisa Kamnandi" kumemeza yena ubhuti omcane.
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